How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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