Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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