If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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