Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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