so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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