woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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