I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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