her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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