Well douche your snatch and let's go!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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