doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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