Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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