After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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