its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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