The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
