he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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