let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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