So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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