I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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