My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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