There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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