Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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