I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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