its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I wear drunk well.
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