also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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