The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
