Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think i have two assholes
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
