shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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