Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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