he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Randomize
