I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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