there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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