It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
someone owes me an orgasm
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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