How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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