My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sorry my hands just texted you
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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