love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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