when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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