We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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