btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Oh Jesus.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
A+ Viking dick
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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