I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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