Sry I called you an 8
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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