Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
