she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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