I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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