You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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