Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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