47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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