Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We smell like vodka and hangover
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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