I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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