trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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