I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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